As a Red Wings and “Game of Thrones” fan, this is amazing and wonderful in every way.

Yes, this is what I have in mind … except heroic rather than shifty.

HT: Casey Kettler.

If you haven’t seen last Sunday’s “Mad Men,” this isn’t going to do a whole lot for you.

But it’s the end of Finals Week so I present this without further commentary.

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Now that we know that The Bluths will come back to your TV on May 26, it’s time to gear up for the return of Arrested Development ... Back in December, AD fans blue themselves over these fake movie posters made by Netflix, and now we’re treated to these brilliant prop-based teaser posters for the upcoming 15-episode return. MORE POSTERS HERE, SO GOOOOOD. 

I already feel badly about my expectations.

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“You know what’s in MY Tumblr? Regret.” [via: nbcsnl]

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That thing where your letter carrier puts a postcard from your synagogue, addressed to a Jewish neighbor who lives a couple of blocks away, in your mailbox.

“There are literally dozens of us!”

Yet …

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Lousy Smarch weather.

From the follow-up article:

Yesterday’s Herald report also prompted fans of The Simpsons to quote the show’s celebrated classic episode about bringing a monorail to their home town of Springfield instead of fixing a cracked and broken main street.

Well played, Australians.

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Via my friends at Short Form Blog:

Remember that episode of “Seinfeld” where Newman came up with a scheme to get rich on bottle deposits by taking New York-bred plastic bottles to Michigan, in an effort to take advantage of the 5¢ difference in deposit costs? Well, Michigan is working so Kramer and Newman can never do this again — well, at least not without risking jail time.

It’s good to see that politicians in my home state are finally taking some big steps to fix its broken economy …

Stay thirsty, my friends.

Even many working in Hollywood don’t realize a live-action Star Wars TV series has been sitting on the shelf the past few years. The project was commissioned by longtime Lucasfilm producer Rick McCallum, who enlisted writers such as Battlestar Galactica‘s Ron Moore and swore them to NDA secrecy on the plot details (more on the show’s storyline below). Fifty scripts were written. McCallum once called the scripts the most “provocative, bold and daring material that we’ve ever done.”

And then … nothing.

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Sources say the live-action series centers on the story of rival families struggling over the control of the seedy underside of the Star Wars universe and the people who live within the subterranean level and air shafts of the metropolis planet Coruscant (the Empire’s urban-sprawl-covered home planet). A bounty hunter may be the main character. Set between the original Star Wars film trilogy and the prequels, the time period allows for all sorts of potential appearances from classic figures from the Star Wars universe.