The problem with Peter Singer’s account is not only that a lot of people would consider it to be monstrous but also that it’s based on what I take to be an unsupportable distinction.
At what point, one might justifiably wonder, does a fetus gain a right to life: conception, viability, birth, or some other time? Famously, Peter Singer has argued “that since no fetus is a person no fetus has the same claim to life as a person” (Writings on an Ethical Life, 160). On this point, he and I are in agreement: fetuses are not self-conscious, cannot engage in self-creation, and are not bearers of dignity.
But Singer goes much farther: “Now it must be admitted that these arguments apply to the newborn baby as much as to the fetus. A week-old baby is not a rational and self-conscious being, and there are many nonhuman animals whose rationality, self-consciousness, awareness, capacity to feel, and so on, exceed that of a human baby a week or a month old. If the fetus does not have the same claim to life as a person, it appears that the newborn baby does not either” (Ibid.). The reason, on my reading, that Singer goes too far with his suggestion about the permissibility of infanticide is that he puts too much weight on the psychological aspect of the human mind and not enough on the biological.
It might well be the case that we who are persons do not have strong psychological connections to the infants we were, but – as yet – we aren’t certain. We know, however, that healthy infants’ brains display organized cortical brain activity (OCBA) and, David Boonin argues, we can measure both the beginning and ending of this “electrical activity in the cerebral cortex of the sort that produces recognizable EEG readings” (A Defense of Abortion, 115).Given that, Boonin’s argument for using OCBA as the standard by which to judge whether a fetus is a person makes a good deal of sense. If OCBA is not present, we would be hard pressed to make a case for the self-creative feature of the human mind about which I’ve already said so much. For the cerebral cortex must be working in a organized manner before anyone can claim that the brain has created the sense of self that is the key feature of personhood.
If we are drawing lines – and with questions of birth and death it often appears that we must – then the line should be drawn at the earliest stage possible. With regard to self-consciousness and dignity, it seems to me that Boonin’s line allows much less room for error than Singer’s. Although it might very well be the case that selfhood (as we understand it) begins in infancy – and with it, dignity and personhood – Boonin suggests that we draw the line at the 25th week of pregnancy; the reason is that there is “ample evidence to suggest that [OCBA begins] to occur sometime between the 25th and 32nd week” (Ibid.).
We might push the line back a bit, however, and adopt an even more conservative estimate about OCBA by drawing the line at 20 weeks; as Boonin concedes, “Burgess and Tawia identify 20 weeks of gestation as ‘the most conservative location we could plausibly advocate’ as the beginning of what they call ‘cortical birth,’ because it is at this point that ‘the first “puddle” of cortical electrical activity’ of an ‘extremely rudimentary nature’ begins to appear in brief spurts” (128). Adopting this position – rather than Singer’s – would be to argue for a fetal right to life at the 20th week of pregnancy (the earliest time at which it is possible for OCBA to occur) and, of course, to prohibit things like infanticide.
This is, of course, a somewhat radical position, as it suggests that the ruling in Roe v. Wade – already controversial enough – needs to be reconsidered in favor of limiting some abortions. While many would argue that redrawing this line is wildly problematic, those who would most feel the effect of doing so are those who suggest that fetuses are persons with rights from the moment of conception, for Boonin notes that “even if we push back the gray area from 25 weeks to 20 weeks, it will still turn out that 99 percent of abortions take place before the fetus acquires a right to life” (Ibid.).[1] In the end, tying the permissibility of abortion to the absence of organized cortical brain activity seems to have a limited effect on public policy and squares a difficult issue with the nonreligious understanding of personhood I advance in my book.


[1] This does, however, affect that notion – drawn from the ruling in Planned Parenthood of Pennsylvania v. Casey – that viability is an important moment to consider in the life of a fetus. As William Cooney suggests – in “The Fallacy of All Person-Denying Arguments for Abortion,” 8 Journal of Applied Philosophy 2 (1991) – it is not: “Does a 5-month-old fetus then become a person when that stage of technology exists? Can personhood be a condition relative to and dependent on technology?” (161). If technology were to allow for earlier viability, this would not change the facts about personhood because a viable pre-OCBA fetus lacks a sense of self and, consequently, dignity and rights.

The problem with Peter Singer’s account is not only that a lot of people would consider it to be monstrous but also that it’s based on what I take to be an unsupportable distinction.

At what point, one might justifiably wonder, does a fetus gain a right to life: conception, viability, birth, or some other time? Famously, Peter Singer has argued “that since no fetus is a person no fetus has the same claim to life as a person” (Writings on an Ethical Life, 160). On this point, he and I are in agreement: fetuses are not self-conscious, cannot engage in self-creation, and are not bearers of dignity.

But Singer goes much farther: “Now it must be admitted that these arguments apply to the newborn baby as much as to the fetus. A week-old baby is not a rational and self-conscious being, and there are many nonhuman animals whose rationality, self-consciousness, awareness, capacity to feel, and so on, exceed that of a human baby a week or a month old. If the fetus does not have the same claim to life as a person, it appears that the newborn baby does not either” (Ibid.). The reason, on my reading, that Singer goes too far with his suggestion about the permissibility of infanticide is that he puts too much weight on the psychological aspect of the human mind and not enough on the biological.

It might well be the case that we who are persons do not have strong psychological connections to the infants we were, but – as yet – we aren’t certain. We know, however, that healthy infants’ brains display organized cortical brain activity (OCBA) and, David Boonin argues, we can measure both the beginning and ending of this “electrical activity in the cerebral cortex of the sort that produces recognizable EEG readings” (A Defense of Abortion, 115).Given that, Boonin’s argument for using OCBA as the standard by which to judge whether a fetus is a person makes a good deal of sense. If OCBA is not present, we would be hard pressed to make a case for the self-creative feature of the human mind about which I’ve already said so much. For the cerebral cortex must be working in a organized manner before anyone can claim that the brain has created the sense of self that is the key feature of personhood.

If we are drawing lines – and with questions of birth and death it often appears that we must – then the line should be drawn at the earliest stage possible. With regard to self-consciousness and dignity, it seems to me that Boonin’s line allows much less room for error than Singer’s. Although it might very well be the case that selfhood (as we understand it) begins in infancy – and with it, dignity and personhood – Boonin suggests that we draw the line at the 25th week of pregnancy; the reason is that there is “ample evidence to suggest that [OCBA begins] to occur sometime between the 25th and 32nd week” (Ibid.).

We might push the line back a bit, however, and adopt an even more conservative estimate about OCBA by drawing the line at 20 weeks; as Boonin concedes, “Burgess and Tawia identify 20 weeks of gestation as ‘the most conservative location we could plausibly advocate’ as the beginning of what they call ‘cortical birth,’ because it is at this point that ‘the first “puddle” of cortical electrical activity’ of an ‘extremely rudimentary nature’ begins to appear in brief spurts” (128). Adopting this position – rather than Singer’s – would be to argue for a fetal right to life at the 20th week of pregnancy (the earliest time at which it is possible for OCBA to occur) and, of course, to prohibit things like infanticide.

This is, of course, a somewhat radical position, as it suggests that the ruling in Roe v. Wade – already controversial enough – needs to be reconsidered in favor of limiting some abortions. While many would argue that redrawing this line is wildly problematic, those who would most feel the effect of doing so are those who suggest that fetuses are persons with rights from the moment of conception, for Boonin notes that “even if we push back the gray area from 25 weeks to 20 weeks, it will still turn out that 99 percent of abortions take place before the fetus acquires a right to life” (Ibid.).[1] In the end, tying the permissibility of abortion to the absence of organized cortical brain activity seems to have a limited effect on public policy and squares a difficult issue with the nonreligious understanding of personhood I advance in my book.

[1] This does, however, affect that notion – drawn from the ruling in Planned Parenthood of Pennsylvania v. Casey – that viability is an important moment to consider in the life of a fetus. As William Cooney suggests – in “The Fallacy of All Person-Denying Arguments for Abortion,” 8 Journal of Applied Philosophy 2 (1991) – it is not: “Does a 5-month-old fetus then become a person when that stage of technology exists? Can personhood be a condition relative to and dependent on technology?” (161). If technology were to allow for earlier viability, this would not change the facts about personhood because a viable pre-OCBA fetus lacks a sense of self and, consequently, dignity and rights.

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Human Personhood and Human Dignity

Several thoughtful commenters have asked me to say more about human personhood and human dignity after yesterday’s post on Rand Paul’s argument against abortion on the grounds that human life begins at conception.

As I argued there, the fact that human life begins at conception doesn’t actually do any heavy lifting with regard to questions about human personhood or rights. Being a person means more than simply being alive. Think, for example, of the patient in the hospital whose cerebrum is fundamentally injured. The continued existence of the patient is not open to question: so long as she is breathing and her heart is pumping — functions that are regulated by the brainstem rather than the cererum — she is living.

At issue, though, is that the person who existed before the traumatic brain injury is now no longer in existence. All the things that made the patient who she was have left the body of the patient. These things are far more integral to our coneption of personhood — and of life itself — than the mere animal functioning of brainstem, heart, and lungs (which can be duplicated by machine). What cannot be duplicated or replaced is the sense of self, the “I” that I argue makes us persons and from which human dignity, the source of our human rights, is derived.

I don’t want to suggest that we achieve dignity through rational thought or action, i.e., that we earn our dignity in the way that Kant suggests; instead, my argument is that dignity arises from our higher brain function. In particular, dignity is a function of our self-consciousness, our ability to talk and think about ourselves.

The Greek δόξα, from which dignity is derived, is defined as “the opinion which others have of one, estimation, repute.”[1] While this ancient concept was thought to rely on the way we were perceived by others, I want to argue that of far greater importance is the opinion we have of ourselves and, in particular, the stories we tell about ourselves. My dignity is bound up with my answer to the most fundamental identity question, “Who am I? [which] will normally address what is most salient in one’s sense of self.”[2] This narrative identity, David DeGrazia notes, “involves our self-conceptions, our sense of what is most important to who we are.”[3] Bound up with my narrative identity is the sense that I can make something of myself; it is the ability to posit a future that I have a hand in shaping (which can be traced back at least as far as Nietzsche and has been updated by contemporary theorists like Ronald Dworkin and Richard Rorty). DeGrazia puts this especially cogently: “Much of what matters (to most of us, anyway) is our continuing existence as persons—beings with the capacity for complex forms of consciousness—with unfolding self-narratives and, if possible, success in self-creation.”[4]

Ultimately, then, I argue that personhood and dignity are bound up together, that one cannot be a human person without the ability — derived from organized cortical brain activity — to feel as though there is a “I” in the center of one’s brain, pulling levers and adjusting dials (even though we know that, in fact, this is simply an evolutionary strategy developed by our genes to make ours brains better, more clever ones). This “I” amounts to a feeling of selfhood that, finally, accounts for our having dignity and being persons. As I conclude in my book, “It is, in my estimation, the feature that separates human persons from human animals and, so far as we know, from all other animals.”

Though the patient with the traumatic brain injury and the person she was before the injury are the same biological animal, the person died when her cerebral cortex, the self-creating part of her brain, stopped functioning. The patient with the traumatic brain injury is no longer a rights-bearing person because the patient does not possess the equipment necessary for personhood and dignity. The same is obviously true of the blastocyst, insofar as it’s simply a ball of cells and has no brain whatsoever.

In the end, I think human life alone is not enough to provide us with rights, that a heartbeat — which can be accomplished entirely by machines — doesn’t require governmental action on my behalf. Indeed, in the cases at issue here, the idea of “my” in “my behalf” doesn’t really have any meaning, as without higher brain function, I cannot conceive of myself at all. That’s why I argue that our rights hinge not simply on our bodily functions but on our dignity. Certain fetuses, on my reading, cannot properly be understood to be bearers of dignity and are thus not the bearers of rights.

While I have no doubt that some people will want to suggest problems with this argument — and I look forward to hearing them! — I think it’s a much stronger position than the one put forward by people like Rand Paul, Paul Ryan, or my thoughtful commenters. First of all, it contains an explanation about why human persons have special rights that require governmental protection while other living animals do not. Secondly, it provides us with the measuring tool of higher brain function — which ensoulment clearly does not provide — for making decisions that would potentially infringe on the rights of women. And, finally, it keeps religious belief away from a heated public policy debate, ensuring that people who believe that blastocysts are the beloved children of God are entitled to that belief but are not entitled to enforce it on anyone else.


[1] Henry George Liddell and Robert Scott, A Greek-English Lexicon, revised and augmented by Sir Henry Stuart Jones with the assistance of Roderick McKenzie (Oxford: Oxford University Press, 1969), 444.

[2] David DeGrazia, “Identity, Killing, and the Boundaries of Our Existence,” Philosophy and Public Affairs 31(4) (Fall 2003), 423.

[3] Ibid., 424.

[4] Ibid.

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Dolphins are people, my friend.

Dolphins deserve to be treated as non-human “persons” whose rights to life and liberty should be respected, scientists meeting in Canada have been told.
A small group of experts in philosophy, conservation and dolphin behaviour were canvassing support for a “Declaration of Rights for Cetaceans”.
They believe dolphins - and their whale cousins - are sufficiently intelligent and self-aware to justify the same ethical considerations given to humans.
[…]
The move is based on years of research that has shown dolphins and whales to have large, complex brains and a human-like level of self-awareness.
This has led the experts to conclude that although non-human, dolphins and whales are “people” in a philosophical sense, which has far-reaching implications.


Here’s what I wrote about personhood rights for dolphins in my book on human rights back in the mid-2000s:

Rather than adopt a speciesist line here, let me add that it is not impossible – though it might be a bit far-fetched at this point in time – to imagine a time when people will also speak of the ability of dolphins or chimps to imagine entirely new descriptions of the world. Until that time, however, it seems quite plausible for Rortyans to speak of a single, indivisible unit of human rights: the mind.

So, basically, it’ll be fascinating when people have to confront the argument that adult dolphins have rights that human fetuses don’t have.

Dolphins are people, my friend.

Dolphins deserve to be treated as non-human “persons” whose rights to life and liberty should be respected, scientists meeting in Canada have been told.

A small group of experts in philosophy, conservation and dolphin behaviour were canvassing support for a “Declaration of Rights for Cetaceans”.

They believe dolphins - and their whale cousins - are sufficiently intelligent and self-aware to justify the same ethical considerations given to humans.

[…]

The move is based on years of research that has shown dolphins and whales to have large, complex brains and a human-like level of self-awareness.

This has led the experts to conclude that although non-human, dolphins and whales are “people” in a philosophical sense, which has far-reaching implications.

Here’s what I wrote about personhood rights for dolphins in my book on human rights back in the mid-2000s:

Rather than adopt a speciesist line here, let me add that it is not impossible – though it might be a bit far-fetched at this point in time – to imagine a time when people will also speak of the ability of dolphins or chimps to imagine entirely new descriptions of the world. Until that time, however, it seems quite plausible for Rortyans to speak of a single, indivisible unit of human rights: the mind.

So, basically, it’ll be fascinating when people have to confront the argument that adult dolphins have rights that human fetuses don’t have.

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Via the explore-blog:

Still questioning? Designer Leon Farrant breaks down the indisputable efficiency of vaccines, which Bill Gates has eloquently affirmed. 
(↬ Forbes)

Seriously. Vaccinate your kids.

Via the explore-blog:

Still questioning? Designer Leon Farrant breaks down the indisputable efficiency of vaccines, which Bill Gates has eloquently affirmed

( Forbes)

Seriously. Vaccinate your kids.

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A brief conceptual history of philosophy

Does philosophy make progress? Of course, but it does so differently from, say, science. Here is a brief conceptual history of how philosophy evolved over time, from the all-purpose approach of the ancient Greeks to the highly specialized academic discipline it is today.

by Massimo Pigliucci.

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The Elements of the Periodic Table, Personified as Illustrated Heroes:

Lively and irreverent, this comic-inspired take on the Periodic Table gives each of the 118 known elements a distinctive character, with attitude and style reflective of the element’s respective chemical properties, era of discovery, and natural states.

The Elements of the Periodic Table, Personified as Illustrated Heroes:

Lively and irreverent, this comic-inspired take on the Periodic Table gives each of the 118 known elements a distinctive character, with attitude and style reflective of the element’s respective chemical properties, era of discovery, and natural states.

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The Anti-Marijuana Lobby

What follows is a guest blog post written by Marty Nader, a political science PhD candidate at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln; he specializes in campaigns, elections, political communication and public policy.

 I would put Ed Gogek’s New York Times op-ed  regarding the successful marijuana  legalization initiatives in Colorado and  Washington in the same category as  drug czar Gil Kerlikowske’s recent and  disappointing response to popular  legalization petitions: Full of long  discredited factoids and old school  prohibition apologetics. Both Gogek and  Kerlikowske are simply regurgitating  talking points from the DARE programs of the 1980s and 1990s without addressing any of the 21st century concerns of the contemporary marijuana debate (e.g., prison overcrowding, a clogged judicial system, the racial dimensions of drug arrests and convictions, drug war spending, failure of the drug war to accomplish any of its objectives, success of medical marijuana programs and decriminalization policies in the United States and abroad, and more).

I wholeheartedly disagree with Gogek that the Democratic Party should be cautious about being the “party of pot.” If the Democrats learn anything from the state legalization initiatives, it should be that Democratic voters are overwhelmingly on one side of this issue, that more states are bound to legalize, regulate and tax recreational marijuana, and that Amendment 80 received more votes in Colorado than did Barack Obama, illustrating a rare example of bipartisan support for policy reform. Democrats should be proactive in taking the reins on this issue both at the state and national levels. Support for marijuana legalization will continue to increase as the electorate begins to look younger and less white. Neither party can afford to pass on this issue for much longer.

In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if in the next ten years Republicans began making calls for marijuana legalization, particularly at the state-level by using the libertarian frame of this issue: wasteful government spending and unnecessary government intrusions into private behaviors.

I understand that Congress, the DEA, the Department of Justice and the entire drug war establishment are reluctant to admit that for 40 years they have been sending people to prison for something that is now legal in two states, but that’s not a sufficient argument to support the continuing prohibition. That is, however, all I hear coming from prohibition advocates: keep doing what we’re doing and eventually it will work … maybe.

Dr. Gogek mentions that “every addiction medicine society” claims that marijuana is highly addictive. So does every law enforcement and prison organization. The vast majority of medical associations, however, argue that marijuana is no more addictive than coffee, chocolate or Diet Coke. If vaporized or eaten (as opposed to being smoked), marijuana has virtually no negative health effects whatsoever (the psychoactive ingredient THC is not harmful, but inhaling the smoke from a burning plant is). The negative public health effects of marijuana that opponents love to mention come from its prohibition, lucrative black market value and associated violence; not its biochemical composition.

As an addiction specialist over the age of 50, Dr. Gogek has a vested occupational and economic interest in keeping marijuana a Schedule I substance. The court system sends him marijuana users as patients for addiction therapy, and users are happy to take addiction therapy in place of jail time. I know several people who have been coerced into such therapy. They have to admit that they have an addiction, a problem, they must submit to a higher power, attend meetings, attend sessions, and so on. Every marijuana user I know who has gone through such programs has come out with a much better understanding of how marijuana is nothing like other addictive substances, including alcohol.

Gogek also refers to the “phony science” behind medical marijuana in his op-ed. This is a true sign of any drug warrior. It isn’t phony science; it may be controversial, it may conflict with your preexisting understanding of medication, but there is nothing pseudo-scientific about it. Universities around the country and around the world are conducting medical marijuana research; some of it even being funded hypocritically by the federal government.

Marijuana is a preferred treatment for cancer patients dealing with nausea from chemotherapy and radiation because the pharmaceutical alternatives have too many adverse side effects. Aside from these conditions, there are only a few diseases and ailments that marijuana uniquely treats. While I do support medical marijuana laws out of compassion for the truly sick, I don’t think marijuana should be legalized for its medicinal purposes only. It should be legalized for adults who want to responsibly use it recreationally … just like we allow for alcohol and coffee. Medicinal access should be a by-product of general legalization; recreational access should not be attained through loopholes in medical marijuana programs.

Gogek also tries to equate marijuana use with the domestic violence associated with alcohol, crack/cocaine, and prescription drug abuse. In fact, many (if not most) women’s advocacy organizations support marijuana legalization because marijuana use is not associated with domestic violence. Worst case scenario, marijuana legalization leads to increased laziness and couch-potatoism; not the violent and abusive behavior associated with alcoholism. Tying marijuana with the damage and destruction of more dangerous drugs has been and continues to be a common ploy used by prohibition advocates.

In reference to Gogek’s concerns about young marijuana users performing poorly in school: Are under-performing students more likely to seek out marijuana, or does marijuana make students perform worse? I don’t know the answer. Anecdotally, I would guess that it depends on the person. Some people can have a few drinks each week and not have their life negatively impacted; some lack the ability to control their drinking and therefore face the consequences. It’s likely the same with marijuana. I agree with Gogek that marijuana, like alcohol, should not be available to people under 18. But as long as marijuana remains illegal, young people will continue to purchase marijuana from dealers who do not check IDs. Currently, marijuana is much easier to acquire than alcohol for minors. Regulating it like alcohol will make it harder, though still not impossible, for young people to purchase.

Finally, drug courts, contrary to what Dr. Gogek says, are not a successful program. Not at all. They are designed to streamline the drug prosecution process to free up the court system for non-drug cases. The problem is that there are too many drug arrests for the drug courts to handle (~800,000/year). State and federal courts continue to be overburdened with victimless possession and cultivation offenses. Drug courts also overwhelmingly sentence people to addiction treatment for small possession offenses. While this does slightly mitigate the over-incarceration problem, it also creates a complex wherein people like Ed Gogek become dependent on and encourage the continuance of the War on Drugs.

Simply put, Dr. Gogek is a devotee to and beneficiary of marijuana prohibition. He and others like him refuse to see the changing tides on this issue. He clings to half-truths and drug war talking points that have fallen on deaf ears. I support his work in treating patients with real addictions to seriously destructive drugs, but I sincerely disagree with his position on the perils of marijuana legalization. If legalized, people who feel as though they are addicted to marijuana can still seek out treatment (a la alcoholism), instead of being forced through court orders to “voluntarily” submit themselves for addiction treatment.

Will the repeal of marijuana prohibition go off without a hiccup? I expect not. The prohibition of alcohol and its repeal required adjustment periods. It’s a good bet that the same will happen with marijuana. I’m just glad the ball is rolling and the era of marijuana prohibition is seeing its last years.

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“Fear is an outmoded response to childhood infectious disease. Promote the strength of your child’s immune system instead, and avoid things that can weaken it. This will prevent complications of diseases.”

What Are The Alternatives to Vaccination?

This article provides a list of things to do that will “help” if you don’t get vaccinated:

  • Avoid partially hydrogenated fats
  • Avoid added sugar
  • Supplement with organic bovine colostrum
  • Breastfeed
  • Acupuncture
  • Avoid antibiotics
  • Avoid decongestants and antihistamines
  • Take your vitamins

Yup. Will totally keep you from getting diphtheria and spreading it to others. 

I like that while fear is the outmoded response to childhood infectious diseases with long histories of killing children all over the world (including in the present time), fear of vaccines—with relatively low side effects and very few deaths—is encouraged. Of course.

I’m absolutely terrified, on an almost-daily basis, of people who don’t vaccinate their children. Because, you see, my children might sit next to or play with their children.

And, though I’m not that kind of doctor, I feel pretty confident in stating that steering clear of “added sugar” will not prevent your child from passing pertussis to my kids.

Honestly, if your regimen involves acupuncture and avoiding decongestants, I’d appreciate it if you could put a little sticker on your kid’s jacket so I’ll know that his runny nose and cough are potentially life-threatening.

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“The National Hurricane Center, a government agency, [is] very hopeful that the hurricane gets near Tampa. The National Hurricane Center is Obama. It’s the National Weather Service, part of the Commerce Department, it’s Obama.”

That’s Rush Limbaugh, quick to find a political conspiracy in the weather report.

As I know I’ve been saying for years, you have to watch out for those elite liberal hurricanes!

I’m assuming that Limbaugh brought similar concerns to his listeners’ attention when the Department of Homeland Security used to raise the Terror Alert Level right before every election of the past decade. Right?

(via Wil Wheaton)

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Kevin Williamson’s latest piece for the National Review is staggering.
Buried underneath all the misogyny and personal insecurity, Williamson’s take-away point is that Mitt Romney is successful, in both the money- and baby-making departments. Given all of his success, Williamson can’t understand why people — and women especially — don’t want Romney to govern them.
Compare Romney — with his lustrous hair, his fancy horses, his car elevator, and his numerous progeny — to Barack Obama and the choice is obvious:

Professor Obama? Two daughters. May as well give the guy a cardigan. And fallopian tubes.

My only wish is that Williamson had titled this piece, “Here’s a thing that a million people will make fun of but they’ll all click on it and we’ll make money by putting a bunch of ads all over the page” because that’s pretty much what’s going on here. The only problem with my idea is that this is how so much of Williamson’s writing works that nine out of ten pieces would have the same title.

Kevin Williamson’s latest piece for the National Review is staggering.

Buried underneath all the misogyny and personal insecurity, Williamson’s take-away point is that Mitt Romney is successful, in both the money- and baby-making departments. Given all of his success, Williamson can’t understand why people — and women especially — don’t want Romney to govern them.

Compare Romney — with his lustrous hair, his fancy horses, his car elevator, and his numerous progeny — to Barack Obama and the choice is obvious:

Professor Obama? Two daughters. May as well give the guy a cardigan. And fallopian tubes.

My only wish is that Williamson had titled this piece, “Here’s a thing that a million people will make fun of but they’ll all click on it and we’ll make money by putting a bunch of ads all over the page” because that’s pretty much what’s going on here. The only problem with my idea is that this is how so much of Williamson’s writing works that nine out of ten pieces would have the same title.

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Minnesota congressional candidate argues that humans and dinosaurs lived together as late as the 11th century, dragons are real, wins the Republican primary.

Seriously, though, what is up with Minnesota?

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Gotta say, the marketing folks at Oreo are doing a nice job of late.
I’m not much of a cookie eater … but, if I did eat cookies, I’d probably go buy a package to reward the creativity.
Having just typed that last sentence, it occurs to me that I might just go buy some … even if I have no intention of eating them. I bet I can then find someone who’d take them off my hands.

Gotta say, the marketing folks at Oreo are doing a nice job of late.

I’m not much of a cookie eater … but, if I did eat cookies, I’d probably go buy a package to reward the creativity.

Having just typed that last sentence, it occurs to me that I might just go buy some … even if I have no intention of eating them. I bet I can then find someone who’d take them off my hands.

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In the spirit of this week’s Higgs boson news, I give you this delightful analysis of love and quantum physics from global intellectual superstar Slavoj Žižek.

HT: Tim Carmody.

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Squashed replied to your photo: No evidence of mermaids, says US government

I’m not sure how our lack of a mermaid Science Program makes me feel. On the one hand I pay taxes. On the other hand, we must not allow a Mermaid Science Gap!

There have been some real contenders today since I published a piece about Slavoj Žižek — which always brings out the trolls — but this comment about the mermaids is the winner.

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No evidence of mermaids, says US government
The National Ocean Service made the unusual declaration in response to public inquiries following a TV show on the mythical creatures.
It is thought some viewers may have mistaken the programme for a documentary.
“No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found,” the service wrote in an online post.
[…]
The article was written from publicly available sources because “we don’t have a mermaid science programme”, National Ocean Service spokeswoman Carol Kavanagh told the BBC.
She said that at least two people had written to the agency asking about the creatures.
The inquiries followed May’s broadcast of Mermaids: The Body Found, on the Discovery Channel’s Animal Planet network.

U-S-A! U-S-A!

No evidence of mermaids, says US government

The National Ocean Service made the unusual declaration in response to public inquiries following a TV show on the mythical creatures.

It is thought some viewers may have mistaken the programme for a documentary.

“No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found,” the service wrote in an online post.

[…]

The article was written from publicly available sources because “we don’t have a mermaid science programme”, National Ocean Service spokeswoman Carol Kavanagh told the BBC.

She said that at least two people had written to the agency asking about the creatures.

The inquiries followed May’s broadcast of Mermaids: The Body Found, on the Discovery Channel’s Animal Planet network.

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