Clearly, my sleep tracker/pedometer/life coach is not designed for new parents.
Not getting eight hours of sleep a night? Just try to sleep a little more!
Tell that to my kids, Jawbone Up …

Clearly, my sleep tracker/pedometer/life coach is not designed for new parents.

Not getting eight hours of sleep a night? Just try to sleep a little more!

Tell that to my kids, Jawbone Up

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“First off, I’m a parent. And I obviously am deeply concerned about children — especially my own.”

That’s Nebraska State Senator Charlie Janssen, discussing the reasoning behind a bill he introduced yesterday to repeal a state law that provides prenatal care for low-income women, some of whom are undocumented immigrants. And don’t worry, there’s a “But …” that comes right after this sentence of Janssen’s:

“But we’re looking at the fact that Nebraska is the only state that offers this, so if somebody’s in this country illegally in one of our border states, the natural inclination is going to be to come to Nebraska and further sap the Nebraska taxpayers.”

Janssen is concerned that undocumented women will choose to migrate to Nebraska (rather than Iowa or Kansas, say) in order to receive our unprecedented no-cost prenatal care, thereby shackling the state’s honest, hard-working taxpayers with the astronomical cost of caring for the well-being of their fetuses.

Last year, Janssen introduced a bill proposing an Arizona-style immigration law here. The bill (LB48) was called the Illegal Immigration Enforcement Act and would have required police officers who stopped or arrested a person to check whether he or she was in the country legally if the officers had reasonable suspicion to think otherwise. Anyone who could not prove he or she is here legally would be held, and federal immigration authorities would be notified.

So … what Janssen meant to say, in the quote above, was that he’s deeply concerned about children, his own and those who look like his own.

Critics of last year’s bill, like Janssen and Gov. Dave Heineman, claim that it’s far too costly and that Nebraskans shouldn’t be taxed to pay for undocumented immigrants; they seem not to notice — or care — that the money is actually going to care for fetuses (whose protection, they almost always argue, is the most obviously shirked responsibilty of our government). They also don’t seem to notice — or care — that, once born, these babies will be American citizens. Here’s what we’re paying:

Last year’s measure provides prenatal care to an estimated 1,162 unborn babies each year at a cost of about $654,000 in state money and $1.9 million in federal tax dollars.

Of course, it’s actually far more expensive to care for the tiny American citizens who will be born without having received proper prenatal care during their time as undocumented fetuses than it is to provide prenatal care to the few women who can’t afford it. But Janssen and Heineman, who talk all about the money, must also mostly be interested in the principle of the matter, namely that fetuses have no rights and need not be cared for in any way.

Oh, wait, that’s the exact opposite of their position on fetuses, generally. I meant low-income fetuses and Mexican fetuses, about whom they care not at all.

More on the subject here, here, here, here, and here.

(Source: journalstar.com)

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Daddy Blogging

It is becoming increasingly clear to me that my youngest child suffers from some sort of milk-induced insanity.

To wit:

Every time I sit down to give her a bottle, she begins thrashing around, flailing her arms and legs, making horrific grunting and choking noises, and spitting milk. This causes me to remove the bottle.

At which point she becomes a complete rage monster.

So the bottle returns. And the above repeats.

After two or three iterations, she calms down and drinks happily from the bottle. When she finishes the bottle and I try a second bottle, the above repeats as though she has never taken a bottle before in her young life, let alone thirty-five seconds ago.

Please advise or commiserate.

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Happy New Year!

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Originally Posted By taliakohen

Hard to believe but Kiddo #2 is already a month old!
(She is not yet a professional at sitting up.)
Here, by the way, are all the photos we took of Kiddo #1 each month of his first year.

Hard to believe but Kiddo #2 is already a month old!

(She is not yet a professional at sitting up.)

Here, by the way, are all the photos we took of Kiddo #1 each month of his first year.

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Halloween 2012

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Prepared for tonight’s foreign policy debate.

Prepared for tonight’s foreign policy debate.

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Originally Posted By taliakohen

It took a few days longer than we thought it would, but Talia Jane Kohen joined the rest of her family at 2:15pm on October 18th. Big brother Judah was very happy to meet her … and so were Mommy and Daddy!

And yes, of course, Talia already has her own Tumblr!

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Ladies and gentlemen, it’s my pleasure to introduce you to Talia Jane Kohen, born at 2:15pm. 7 lbs, 1 oz; 20 in.
Mom and baby are doing great. More pictures coming soon.

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s my pleasure to introduce you to Talia Jane Kohen, born at 2:15pm. 7 lbs, 1 oz; 20 in.

Mom and baby are doing great. More pictures coming soon.

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Professorial!

While I’m in the hospital with my wife today, my students are taking their midterm exam.

The meanest professor or just the best prepared?

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We are!
As a result, this blog will be running on auto-pilot for the next few days. You’ll see the usual political posts from me (I’ve been queuing them up over the past couple of days) … plus some guest posts from friends and colleagues.
And, of course, you’ll see baby pictures when we have them. In the meantime, you can content yourselves with a ton of pictures and videos of our first kiddo.

We are!

As a result, this blog will be running on auto-pilot for the next few days. You’ll see the usual political posts from me (I’ve been queuing them up over the past couple of days) … plus some guest posts from friends and colleagues.

And, of course, you’ll see baby pictures when we have them. In the meantime, you can content yourselves with a ton of pictures and videos of our first kiddo.

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Here’s where things stand with the Baby Birthday Pool.
Two people are already out. Still want to get in? Send your pick to me.

Here’s where things stand with the Baby Birthday Pool.

Two people are already out. Still want to get in? Send your pick to me.

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Comment of the Day

There have been a lot of strong comments already today, but when Reuters picks a date in the Baby Birthday Pool you just know that’s going to be the Comment of the Day:

Reuters replied to your photo: Thus far, October 11 is a very popular date in the…

October 12

I’m choosing to assume that it’s the entire staff of Reuters throwing their collective weight behind October 12, that they all sat down and discussed which day to pick, “Newsroom”-style.

Incidentally, this is one of those things I absolutely love about using Tumblr as my blogging platform.

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Thus far, October 11 is a very popular date in the baby-arrival pool.
Have a guess? Let me know.

Thus far, October 11 is a very popular date in the baby-arrival pool.

Have a guess? Let me know.

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