Dean Chambers, the genius who claimed that Nate Silver was skewing the polls and, thus, that Mitt Romney was poised to beat Barack Obama in a landslide, now has the definitive story on Benghazi.
Never mind that the whole thing is Chambers’ reporting of someone else’s insane ramblings, that all of it is based on a random third person’s inane observations of how things “seem” to her, and that it’s pretty clearly one step away from a first pass at a national security themed gay porn screenplay … it’s still without a doubt the best thing you’ll read on the Benghazi “scandal” from anyone on the Right.
DuJan cited an article by Rich Lowry in Politico about the time-line of events the night of the attack and the next day. Obama was seen, “sober on 9/11/12 at 5pm EST when he met with Defense Secretary Leon Panetta and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Martin Dempsey, DuJan writes, “I have never been able to shake the feeling that Barack Obama was woefully disappointed when he learned that Gen. Dempsey has nothing to do with either marijuana or penises in his capacity as the Chairman of the “Joint” Chiefs of “Staff”. But, I presume he would not have done cocaine before meeting with these two military men. Obama appears to have been still functional and ambulatory at 5pm that day.”
DuJan says Obama found out US Ambassador Chris Stevens died and disappeared to somewhere to go get high on cocaine. Obama was allegedly not seen again until 10 P.M. that night when he spoke with Secretary of State Hillary Clinton on the phone. Obama spoke at 10:35 A.M. The next day when he made the statement about the attack on Benghazi being caused by the YouTube video.
Suggesting again the gay theme as well as cocaine use, DuJan wrote, “After reading Lowry’s article, my good friend Justine in California emailed me to ask whether I thought Obama was having sex with Reggie Love during the “missing hours” and if that’s where he was. Justine was an actress and model in Los Angeles back in the late-1970s and ran in the same circles as friends of closeted gay men like Rock Hudson…so her first instinct with Obama and Benghazi is that he and Reggie Love were getting at it and Obama didn’t want to be disturbed.”
No word yet on when Dean Chambers will announce that, in fact, he’s been living a terribly sad life as a closeted gay man … but it would be fascinating to see the Vegas odds on that.