Ah, the things Erick Erickson believes.
I’m thinking of slogans for Erick Erickson’s new violent version of Jesus. Here are a few; feel free to reblog or comment and add your own:
"WWJP: Who Would Jesus Punch?"
"No More Mr. Nice Christ!"
"Jesus H. Christ: The ‘H’ stands for ‘hitting’"
"Prince of Peace? More like Prince of Violence"
Relatedly, if you’re not following the new Emo Christ account on Twitter, you’re missing out.

Ah, the things Erick Erickson believes.

I’m thinking of slogans for Erick Erickson’s new violent version of Jesus. Here are a few; feel free to reblog or comment and add your own:

"WWJP: Who Would Jesus Punch?"

"No More Mr. Nice Christ!"

"Jesus H. Christ: The ‘H’ stands for ‘hitting’"

"Prince of Peace? More like Prince of Violence"

Relatedly, if you’re not following the new Emo Christ account on Twitter, you’re missing out.

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  1. itseasierthanmakingadifference reblogged this from kohenari
  2. sorryeveryone reblogged this from kohenari and added:
    in a few recent conversations I’ve made the point that I will almost always prefer to believe that someone is lying to...
  3. pol102 said: To be fair, there is some evidence that Jesus was less “tame” than he is now remembered (at least 25% of his disciplines were known revolutionaries). Of course, this made Jesus a radical revolutionary perhaps, too (see John Dominic Crossan’s work).
  4. rainwasheseverythingaway reblogged this from kohenari and added:
    "Oh he turns the other cheek, to open another can of woopass." - Maria Bamford
  5. thepandabaker reblogged this from kohenari and added:
    Ugh. People.
  6. andimthedad said: "He is the Reason for the Bruisin’"… "It’s not about religion, it’s about a left hook to your soul"… "Hate the sin, punch the sinner."
  7. colindholtz reblogged this from kohenari and added:
    "I am the way, and the truth, and about to kick your ass."
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