If, for some reason, you want to live out your own Jersey Shore fantasy, all you need is $2,500 a night. That’s how much the Seaside Heights home where the reality show is taped rents for, according to the AP, which uses a bunch of terms in its article that are basically incomprehensible to anyone not familiar with the show. (For example, renters of the home will have access to “the duck phone” and “the Smush Room.”)

So … who wants to chip in and spend a couple of nights in the “Jersey Shore” house with me?

HT: PoliticalProf.